Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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