talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
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If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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