ya dads aren't the best wingmen
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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