please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I looked at my own cervix.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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