you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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