Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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