It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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