I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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