Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
