Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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