Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Randomize
