I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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