Do vagina's smell?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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