Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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