how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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