you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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