Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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