My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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