hell yes lets make some ravioli
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
you would pick up someone in the library
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
