Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
