Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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