Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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