Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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