so explain again why im purple
no
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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