you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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