just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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