Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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