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Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.

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(631) Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you. http://tfl.nu/pf1f

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i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn

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what?

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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn

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(612): i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn (952): what? (612): i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn http://tfl.nu/vdma

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He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.

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(913): He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me. http://tfl.nu/hd8j

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Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.

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She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.

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She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.

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(513): Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen. (1-513): She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do. (513): She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses. http://tfl.nu/52u6

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Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono

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(347): Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono http://tfl.nu/a0gb

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(602): View more from Arizona

so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.

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(602): so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes. http://tfl.nu/egav

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING

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you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.

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(978): I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING (617): you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me. http://tfl.nu/bj47

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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.

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(505): I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time. http://tfl.nu/7aud

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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.

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(228): you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out. http://tfl.nu/9xp5

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.

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(506): Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11. http://tfl.nu/fzyl

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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?

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(405): Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night? http://tfl.nu/sl90

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I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.

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(606): I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died. http://tfl.nu/jcdc

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You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.

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(410): You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it. http://tfl.nu/i008

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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.

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Good luck

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Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes

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(770): Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit. (404): Good luck (770): Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes http://tfl.nu/dpso

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(231): View more from Michigan

Is this a drinking picnic?

(701): View more from North Dakota

Is there another kind?

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(231): Is this a drinking picnic? (701): Is there another kind? http://tfl.nu/hhhs

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