belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
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So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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