If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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