i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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