i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
