You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Randomize
