Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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