U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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