question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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