Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Life is so much better after having sex.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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