Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Randomize
