Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I fill condoms, not promises.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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