Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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