i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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