fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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