My room smells like vodka and shame
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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