just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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