Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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