I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Green mimosas i think yes
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
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