real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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