No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
You're like the curious george of whores
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
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Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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