All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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