im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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