dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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