that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
COCAINE IS GR8
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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